Thursday, August 04, 2005

LLAAAAAAAAAA..... LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA......

Chooey is freaking herself out.

Chooey feeling inspired at 0825 hours in the morning?
Good grief!
That's rare.
TOO rare.

Could it be because I feel like I lost weight?
Nah.
I know it is a once off.
Tomorrow will be back to jiggly-fats-overflow-highlighter clasping-ritual.
Yah, yah.... but feeling slimmer (note: NOT slim... SLIMMER) does help to perk up that sickeningly inspired mode even more.

I don't believe there's a single female breed in this world who doesn't let weight dictate their mood for the day. "I'm feeling ffaaatttt...." Keep out of the girlS' way (note: PLURAL. 9 3/4 out of 10 girls feel fat everyday of their lives. Even the chopstick looking ones... yes dudey.... they will find some reason to feel fat. "Look at my tummy", "Look at my thighs", "I've got Big Hips", "Look at those flabby arms.... look! look! What's this?!?!?!"... there's ALWAYS something) - which pretty much means dodge for the rest of your life. Believe me, even those skinny bitches who says, "Yeah I know I'm skinny", they still find fault with themselves MENTALLY. There is always something..... SOMETHING. When it comes to weight issues, never trust what a girl says.

The ONE DAY that A (singular) girl can scream out to you that she feels slim (like honestly and truthfully?) a) Bring her to a psychiatrist; b) If (a) verifies she's sane, bring her on a binge-extravaganza. The rest of the female society will thank you for it.

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Truth is, it is nice.... feeling some hope in this dreary industry. Such hope is very rare but I ain't going to jinx it by talking about it now.

Hmmm... in the meantime, I decided to harness some of my energy to creating another little add-on to my sidebar before my lazy ass get dragged off for yet another meeting.

And yesh....
It is for my little Baby K.

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