Dear Baby Kaitlyn,

How snazzy!

You have your own blog page before you can even manage to say Koo-Chi-Koo, lest type. And here's me writing you this letter even though you can barely see. So yeah, if you have not figured it out yet, you've got funky parents and a Snuffleupagus (Snuffleupagus is Big Bird's imaginery friend with a long trunk and long eyelashes, also known as an elephant. But no, normal elephants DO NOT have pretty eyelashes) eccentric godma.

If you are lucky (or unlucky), you may see me 1-5 days in year, and wonder for 360-364 days of a calender year if I exist. That excludes leap year of course. Leap year occurs once in every four years when February has 29 days instead of 28. So you will just need to add one additional day once every four years. I am sure daddy and mummy will explain to you along the way.

Girl! Are you going to have issues....

Anyhow, for Fizzy-Mummy and Fluffy-Daddy for creating your website. At least I get to watch you grow through cyber-space. Fluffy-Daddy has FINALLY posted your photos on your website... just after over 24 hours of waiting (whilst watching my ever-favourite tennis and having lost a few lives in the process) to see how you look like. Of course, I don't blame them (glares at Fizzy-Mummy and Fluffy-Daddy). They were probably busy cleaning up your pee-pee and poo-poo, feeding you and still have to entertain friends and family coming to see you. They are new to being parents, you know. So we'll cut them some slack, okay?

Just to prepare you for the wonderful world you've come into, I'll introduce you to a few people. First, let me start with Fizzy-Mummy. See those lovely bedsheets, pillow covers, and blanket you're sleeping with? They were pain-stakingly done by Fizzy-Mummy. Aren't you a lucky little girl? Fizzy-Mummy is really neat and tidy so make sure you don't become a slop and traumatise her with a messy room. She'll flip herself over and over again. Bear in mind that she was a walking watermelon for - how many months was that Fizzy? - just to have you so be nice to her.

Fizzy-Mummy will teach you all there is to know about dogs. I am sure your first word will either be Doggy, Go-Go, Millie or Hey-lee. But just to make them proud, please try Mama or Papa before Doggy. Fizzy-Mummy will also introduce you to many many wonderful storybooks with fuzzy-wuzzy bunnies and other out-of-sorts animals. Sorry girl. I don't think pooh bear is part of the education. No no. That is so not Fizzy-Mummy.

Oh yes. And I am sure she will teach you to be sickeningly co-ordinated just to carry on her trademark trait... and to p*** (censorship required here) me off. And worst of all, to be pink co-ordinated.

Then there's Fluffy-Daddy. He's the one to manja up to. You will be Daddy's little girl. But careful though. Contrary to Fizzy-Mummy, he's got a different concept of neat. Be careful you don't get lost amongst his pile of... erm... whatever. He is a spell-o-holic so if you ever want to write letters to Fluffy-Daddy, make sure you use spell-check. Thank god for spell-checks!

Cool thing about Fluffy-Daddy, you will grow up to be a techno-savvy chick. He will buy loads of techno toys for you and tell Fizzy-Mummy, "But they are for Kaitlyn!".

You see, there's a little boy in every daddy.

Have you seen your funky pram? The one that goes down with a touch of the button (that spaghetti-arms-o-me could not get it working) and goes up with a light flick of the feet (that... I managed). So you see girlie, you will grow up appreciating the wonders of modern technology.

for Fizzy-Mummy and Fluffy-Daddy again!

Most importantly, I MUST introduce you to your faithful brother and sisters.

This is your eldest brother, Goliath. Try saying it. Go-lie-eth... You can do Go-Go if it is easier but please spare us, NO Go-lie-eeeeeeeee. Only one person is capable of achieving this. Ask mummy. She will tell you all about it.

Don't see Go-Go as a fierce brother. You will be amazed by his silliness and goofiness. He is actually very sweet. I am sure you will figure out his 'awww-row-row-row-row' soon. Handsome boy, isn't he?

Then, there's Millie-poop - your mummy's other favourite little girl (of course no girl can be above you, sweetie). Smart girl she is. I think you will love her loads. Be careful not to give her too much food. She gets pear-shaped.

Last but not least, there's Hailey. Be careful little one. Quite a foxy number. I heard that she nips butt.


I promised myself I will not call you G-Clone.
I will not give you more issues than required.
I will only (affectionately) use that term with your mummy and daddy.

You've got wonderful mummy and daddy, dear Kaitlyn.
They are great people.
I am sure you will be a very lucky girl.

This is it for now.
I will drop you a line every now and again.

Counting down to when I can get to see you....
Sleep tight, little one.




How nicely you're sleeping! It is always nice to be a baby. See? Told you Fizzy-Mummy has a niche for co-ordinated pinks....


Love,
Chooeypoo
P.S. I nicked all photos from Fizzy-Mummy's blogs.