12 days more to the new year.
Year 2005.
Scary.
Another year is coming to an end.
Resolutions?
Have not even started to think about it. I don't think I've ever kept up to resolution - not like I ever gave any serious thoughts to it. I think the only permanent resolution, at the back of my mind somewhere, is to lose weight - except in year 2001 when I became mysteriously thin. But that thinness didn't last for too long though. The pudge is back with a vengeance.
Liposuction and tummy tuck perhaps?
Or maybe breasts implants?
Or maybe nose correction job?
Or maybe participate in "Extreme Makeover"?
Or maybe all of the above.
Ouch!
Nice but painful thought.
My pig guts couldn't tolerate the pain.
I'm distracted by 'Legally Blonde 2' on TV. Ditsy blonde, ugly chihuahua, pink-outfits and manicures. I have to admit, the 'Stress!-I-Need-My-Manicure' tactic works darn well. But the pink thing? Please. Chuck it out. After one year of hideous 80s-retro and all-pink fashion trend, it so has to go. The ugly chihuahua can be thrown out as well. Chihuahuas are like the second ugliest breed of dogs next to the poodles (what's up with the ridiculous fur-dos?). Then again, maybe third. I think pitbull terriers should take the second place. Oh whatever. Have mercy. Bring in the retrievers and huskies please!
Stop getting distracted Chooeypoo.
Focus!
Sorry... Couch Potato at her worse.
So where was I? Oh yes.... Year 2004. What can I say? Hmmm.... Strange, hectic, crazy, good, bad, funny, sad, tragic, spiritual... I experienced them all. I am in two-minds about logging my entire 2004 into this blog. On one hand, it will be very nice to hold remembrance of events which is already starting to fade, but yet it will take some effort to complete - and I really mean EFFORT. It would probably be alot easier if I didn't lose all that emails during the course of reformatting hard drives and.... computer murder. And I doubt anyone would have kept all my emails. That would be like having a collection of "Chooeypoo's Thesaurus A-Z." We'll see.
I can't remember when was the last time I did not have chaos in my life....
Chaos is good.
Chaos provides pepper and spice to life.
Chaos only becomes Canderel when you are able to sit back, reflect and laugh at the twisted moments of your life.
And IF after all that chaos you are still able to sit in front of the computer, blog (not block) your stories and still be content? Then darrrrrlllllling, you know you have not had a wasted year and have lived your life to its optimum.
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