Decadence of A Modern Era

Sign of ageing : When staying awake to fulfil rule #2 of "Controlling Jet Lag" becomes a eyelid battle.

Worse sign of ageing : When eyelid battle starts at midnight.

Worst sign of ageing : Lack of sleep is all it takes to bring out the bitch in oneself.

On the last note, it is time for the release of thy vicious claws. But first, let me go file thy claws and buff it... french manicure perhaps? Or perhaps nail art instead. I need to file my fangs too.

Whatever.

And so.... in the midst of my struggle to stay awake, I was informed of a consternating news....
Singapore Radio Stations only employs DJs with pretty faces.

You must be shitting me over....

It was not a joke. My friend had gone for an audition to be a radio DJ. He was told that he was articulate and funny, BUT lacked the X-Factor. And that was it.

X-Factor. What the heck is that? The X in tied up asses that factors constipation?

Yeah. Just like their gloomy vaccumm brains.

For the love of my garden bugs and lemon-scented mortein, what is our society coming to? Have our society degenerated beyond misogynistic cliche where even radio faces are being judged? And we are not talking about just females here. Males too.

Since when has pretty face been the cut-off criteria for a Radio DJ? Did our complacent little bubble world just invent some new radios with monitors attached? Or are the radio producers worried that a not-so-pretty radio face (irony) will affect the ratings? This is no MTV. It is RADIO for crying out loud. Or perhaps the producers are trying to pull more "hunk of the week" and "babe of the week" gimmicks to promote ratings?

Radio DJs - We (in general term) hear the voice and not the face, just like we would hide the face and f*** the base.

Who cares for a pretty face? GET THE POINT - WE DON'T SEE THE FACE and I don't think anyone really gives a dick or tit as to how DJs look anyway. Verbal intelligence darling. Some of the more listenable DJs that Singapore have the gift of the gab that makes morning traffic that much more bearable. And these DJs are not your pretty boy DJs.

I'm baffled about this Pretty-Face-DJ malarkey. Can someone please update me?


Singaporean's skewed ideology of beauty

• Slim = Their world is flat. One-dimension figure type - no breast, no ass, no waist. Just a straight line down. If anyone ever need an equilibrium ruler, there are many available in Singapore. Toothpicks anyone?
• Pretty = Errr............... Anorexics combined with..... I can't figure those faces out.
• Handsome = Any guy who can be packaged to look like some member of F4. Gag me.

The decadence of our preppy little society.
Of course there's alot more to say but I've got a flight to catch.
Besides... the claws have retracted.

Wonder what happens if that bubble bursts......