Wednesday, June 10, 2009

An honorary paw-note from curly ears....

Dear Food Fairy,
Flapper-Mummy says that some people said she is showing favouritism towards my blonde younger brother so to be fair, she has added me on as one of the contributors. I am not sure how happy I am about this coz seriously now.... SHOW ME THE FOOD. She said that I will be 'honorary' blogger since I spend most of my time stepping all over Grandpa Choo....

5:30 - 6 am:
Lick, lick, poke, poke... WAKE UP! Time to feed me! I get chased out of the room and will patiently sit at the foot of the stairs waiting for SOMEONE, otherwise known as Grandpa Choo, to come down to feed me.... sometimes in the dark.

7:30 am:
Ok. Happy that I'm fed. Time for car ride. Send Mistress Goh to work. Grandpa Choo (GC) very diligently plans my new walk itin for the day. These days Grandma Choo joins GC and I for walks. Great reason for me to go berserk again!

9:30-10am:
Home sweet home. GC will spend round about 1/2 hour to wipe me clean. Very clean. Then I'm Grandma Choo's dog. Do whatever it takes to get that ONE crumb.... come on mama.... gimme a bit... just a teeny tiny bit. I'll beg, I'll talk, I say "I love you".... anything! Just give me the damn food!

11 am - Noon:
Rest...

Noon - 1 pm:
Human lunch time! Yay! More food.... and fruits! Grandpa Choo will eat an apple or maybe an orange, take a small plate and painstakingly cut it into itsy bitsy pieces for me to woof down. I love Grandpa Choo! He's the best!

1 pm - 4 pm:
Grandpa Choo will take me out for at least 2-3 pee trips coz I've made it a point NOT to pee at the garden. How else do I get bonus walks?

4 - 5 pm:
(to Grandpa Choo) Hop, hop, jump, jump, whine..... whinnneeeee..... WHINNNEEEEE..... Feed me! Feed me! Dinner time!

5 -6 pm:
Watch Grandma Choo cook dinner. Spy around to see if there might be a spare bowl of chicken that might be specially prepared for me.

6:30 pm:
Human's dinner time. Ouch. I get leashed up coz I will instigate my blonde brother to bark at passerbys.

7:00 pm:
More fruit fest for me!

7:30 pm:
Maybe another pee trip for me.

8:00 - 10:00 pm:
Human's TV time. I'd better be good....

10:30 pm:
Grandpa Choo will bug me to go for my last pee trip.... especially since I have bladder problems.

11:00 pm:
Poke poke, whine whine.... bed time!!!!! AND... Grandpa Choo MUST sleep with me.

And that, Food Fairy, is a typical Dumbo day.

Do I get my food-reward yet?

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