WHERE DO I FIND NICE BLOG TEMPLATES/SKINS?????

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Must be.....
Positively and absolutely.......
The LAZIEST and UNMOTIVATED designer there is alive in the wholewideworld.

I am so bored of how my blog looks.
So I decided to a-blog-template/skin-hunting.
But I want something unique....
Something that could possibly depict me.
I want something with a white background.
Something simple and minimalistic but with a touch of artistic difference.

But damn the kind of shit I find. It feels like a reminiscence of renaissance of heavy, rich and migraine-inducing colours and layouts.

Simmmppppllleeeeeee.........
That's all I ask for.
But life as life is, the simplest things in life are the hardest to obtain.

And then I think perhaps I should try to come up with something.
But that means learning my way around HTML codes and website building.
No thanks.
Too lazy.

Then I've got to think of ideas and designs.
Even lazier.

So looks like I'm going to be stuck with this boring blog for a long long time.
Sigh.

So if anyone, ANYONE AT ALL, know of any great blog template/skins website, I will REALLY REALLY appreciate some input.

And yes, I've tried that Blog Skin website.
Hate it.
Any bright ideas?
Or would anyone like to take up the task of designing for me?

Yours truly,
The laziest designer in the world