Doesn't matter.
It's gone.
I might attempt to recall it one of these days.....
And now... over to Dumbo....
**********************
Dear Aunty Snuffy,
I'm in loooovvveeee.
I'm sooooo in looovvveeeeee.
I met a pretty girl yesterday. Her name is Lady. And what a LADY she is! Whee Whee! She's also an English Cocker Spaniel, aged 6 and she looks alot like me - just a little smaller, a little smaller, and have much curlier hair.But she's shy.
Very shy.
She refused to reciprocate my love for her.
Sigh.
This is how the story goes....
Chooey took me to find 2 new doggy friends yesterday. One is my rejected love, Lady, and the other is Phoebe - Lady's younger sister but heck alot bigger! We got to my love location at 1540 hours (we were 10 minutes late because moron Chooey missed the car park entrance and had to make a BIG round).
And there was Lady with her owner and sister.....
It was love at first sight.
We took a walk at the little park to get acquainted then we went up to Lady's home. Sniff sniff... sniff sniff.... sniff sniff..... we were put in this little enclosed area to get acquainted with one another. I tried my best to get Lady's attention but she kept ignoring me. I whined, "Why? Why? Why don't you like me?" But she continued to ignore me.
And then I pee twice on the carpet to mark my territory (haha.... Chooey's embarrassing moment #1).
And then I continued to give Lady my love lorn look as she hid herself in her safe corner under the computer table.
Call me Mr Humpy!
Then Chooey suggested that we go to West Coast Dog Run. Lady's owner offered to drive us there in her doggy van. Chooey suspected my hum-sup intentions so she decided that I've got to sit at the front with her. Damn again!
We arrived at the dog run and wheeee.... I'm free! Off-leash! How rare is that! I PRETENDED to have some fun with Phoebe as a decoy then I went straight for my target - LADY!
Must have Lady.... Really! Must have lady! I'm following her wherever she goes....
Damn! I love this bitch! She plays hard to get. Nothing more interesting than a little teaser! Who cares about Chooey getting embarrassed and blushing from the roots of her hair! Who cares about the other dog owners laughing their ass off at my horny ways. I'm panting after her skirt of curly fur!
Must have Lady.
So from off-leash, I went back to being on-leash. Chooey became Hump-Police. I was doing somersaults off the table as Chooey pulled the reigns on me.....
*sigh*
A day has passed and I'm still thinking of dear Lady. I've been nestling up to Chooey to seek solace and give her my love sick look.
"When oh when can I get to see Lady again?"
Lovesick,
Dumbo
**********************
I can get hooked on this dog-talk thing. Ha!
I can get hooked on this dog-talk thing. Ha!
No comments:
Post a Comment